Did you
have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy
lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's
reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a
compromising position.
He was
extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."