sethalethadingdong 

If anybody calls you this when your name is seth, you probably forcibly open sloth's mouths and lick the roof of the inside of it's mouth. You will most likely become a priest with the intent of raping a child mercilessly and eating their mung afterwards.

Person 1: "Oi, Sethalethadingdong, fucking kys you smelly cow!"
Sethalethadingdong: *Scuttles away back under a rock*

sethalethadingdong by Soul.T.Nahtz October 26, 2018

sethalethadingdong 

If anybody calls you this when your name is seth, you probably forcibly open armadillo's mouths and lick the roof of the inside of it's mouth. You will most likely become a priest with the intent of raping a child mercilessly and eating their mung afterwards.

Person 1: "Oi, Sethalethadingdong, fucking kys you smelly cow!"
Sethalethadingdong: *Scuttles away back under a rock*

sethalethadingdong by Soul.T.Nahtz October 26, 2018

sethalethadingdong 

If anybody calls you this when your name is seth, you probably forcibly open armadillo's mouths and lick the roof of the inside of it's mouth. You will most likely become a priest with the intent of raping a child mercilessly and eating their mung afterwards.

Person 1: "Oi, Sethalethadingdong, fucking kys you smelly cow!"
Sethalethadingdong: *Scuttles away back under a rock*

sethalethadingdong by Soul.T.Nahtz October 26, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008