Separate Church and State

To shave the patch of hair between your pubic hair and your happy trail

Neilsen: "Dude, I need to Separate Church and State"
Walsh: "Shut up. Nobody wants to hear that."
Kimball: "Yeah, you do, I can smell it"

by jetmannnn October 11, 2010

Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

by MrSunTan99 April 20, 2010