seman suprise 

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

seman suprise by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

San Francisco semen surprise 

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

San Francisco semen surprise by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

Semen Sunrise 

When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.

Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.

Semen Sunrise by Shartz December 28, 2007

Dark Semen Surprise 

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

Dark Semen Surprise by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021

Semen Surprise 

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.

"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"

Semen Surprise by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009