sehoon 

An attitude problem stemming from an inferiority complex, compensated by harassment of others on lude subjects; in order to have a sehoon you must have long, layered dark hair and an exorbitant amount of computer monitors on your desk.

"That guy has the worst sehoon ever, who does he think he is?"

"Knock it off you are really giving me a lot of sehoon right now!"

"That girl is totally sehooning right now."

sehoon by Kara's Playground December 11, 2007

sehyoon 

Sehyoon is the babiest baby that ever was to baby. He is the sweetest bean to ever walk the Earth and he deserves the whole universe. Please give him lots of love and support because he truly deserves it.

But don't get him confused. Like how Captain America is America's Ass, Sehyoon is South Korea's Thighs AND South Korea's Ass. Get you a man that can do both.

No one:

Literally no one at all:
Me: Stan A.C.Eand stan Sehyoon you cowards

sehyoon by - k January 28, 2020

schoony 

an utter delight; a truly attractive girl.

-did you see that schoony last night?
- are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.

schoony by Your Friend March 11, 2007

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

schoon by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020

Shooned 

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

Shooned by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008