second last
second last by rofl August 11, 2003
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second last
Second Last is a band made up of a couple of retards who think that by covering Green Day (and forgetting the lyrics) that they're punk.
second last by :I November 23, 2004
Last second buzzer beater
When ones wife or girlfriend is pleasuring herself and finishes right as her man is getting home, and nearly gets caught.
Kimberely just finished rubbing her pussy and came just as dennis walked in door and said hey babe whats for dinner, as she thinks dam i just completed a last second buzzer beater.
Last second buzzer beater by Detroit dikhead March 25, 2026
You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby
A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.
Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.
You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby by Ron12777 January 18, 2021
you wont last 30 seconds
that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
you wont last 30 seconds by cockjacker March 1, 2023
last 30 seconds of blue by Billie
I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
last 30 seconds of blue by Billie by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025
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