second last 

a really crappy wannabe punk band from brentwood bay, canada

second last by rofl August 11, 2003

second last 

the shittiest bunch of shits who ever shat out a shit

Second Last is a band made up of a couple of retards who think that by covering Green Day (and forgetting the lyrics) that they're punk.

second last by :I November 23, 2004

second-to-last 

The penult

second-to-last is when you are not the worst but right above.

second-to-last by comadreja September 22, 2017

Last second buzzer beater

When ones wife or girlfriend is pleasuring herself and finishes right as her man is getting home, and nearly gets caught.

Kimberely just finished rubbing her pussy and came just as dennis walked in door and said hey babe whats for dinner, as she thinks dam i just completed a last second buzzer beater.

Last second buzzer beater by Detroit dikhead March 25, 2026

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby 

A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.

Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby by Ron12777 January 18, 2021

you wont last 30 seconds 

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

you wont last 30 seconds by cockjacker March 1, 2023

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025