A majestic creature native to the rainforests of papua new - guinea, the seagullhorse stands 8 meters tall at the shoulder and has the wingspan of a Boeing-747. Although once numerous, the seagullhorse has been ruthlessly hunted for its precious pelt and is dangerously close to extinction. Only through an international effort to save the seagullhorses' habitat can we hope to save this fantastic creature.
Eli: Hey, whats that over there? Next to that mudkipz?

Matt: I think thats a Lorax

Griffin: No, you're retarded. Thats obviously a SEAGULLHORSE*

*must be screamed at the top of your lungs)
by .Tårds. May 6, 2011
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