SEAGULLHORSE 

A majestic creature native to the rainforests of papua new - guinea, the seagullhorse stands 8 meters tall at the shoulder and has the wingspan of a Boeing-747. Although once numerous, the seagullhorse has been ruthlessly hunted for its precious pelt and is dangerously close to extinction. Only through an international effort to save the seagullhorses' habitat can we hope to save this fantastic creature.

Eli: Hey, whats that over there? Next to that mudkipz?

Matt: I think thats a Lorax

Griffin: No, you're retarded. Thats obviously a SEAGULLHORSE*

*must be screamed at the top of your lungs)

SEAGULLHORSE by .Tårds. May 31, 2011

Seagullery 

Exhibiting a distinct lack of care towards a negative situation. Behaving with reckless intent. Synonymous with tomfoolery, shenanigans etc.

Originating from a photograph taken of a seagull post falcon attack. The falcon had removed the neck of the seagull leaving only a bloodied spine. To which the seagull stood up and continued on as if its neck were still in place.

"Stop all this seagullery you lot!"

"I heard that he jumped off a bridge?"
"Yeah man, he was showing some serious seagullery that night."

Seagullery by Lectins Toad September 12, 2013