Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente March 09, 2012

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 16, 2019

Purple Sea Sausage

The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.

As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)

by krandma August 14, 2008