scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

Walmart Fat Scooter

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.

Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!

by econobiker October 29, 2009

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun

Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017

man fat shooter

A penis. manfat is a word for semen.

I rogered Sara from behind with my man fat shooter.

by Pete November 14, 2004

fat scooper

a person who scoops fat and is in fact fat

Man, alex is a real fat scooper

by lunch March 12, 2004

Shooter Fatigue

verb ~ The act of becoming tired or fatigued while playing an intense FPS/TPS (First Person Shooter/Third Person Shooter) video game.

noun ~ Experiencing fatigue brought on while playing a FPS/TPS (First Person Shooter/Third Person Shooter) video game.

When I killed the whole other team myself in Gears of War I noticed I had Shooter Fatigue.

by Stoppable July 18, 2009

scooterfag

the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.

skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy

by keepskatin'bro November 4, 2011