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A way of living life, not necessarily disbelieving or believing anything happens when you die, just the act of not caring... what happens, happens based on your actions in your life, almost like karma but on a smaller scale... you jump into the air, you come back down... not a greater picture of everything being planned out.
also know as scitnism / scitnist
unfortunately very similar sounding to satanism / satanist
"Hey man, you think we go to heaven when we die?"
"No... I'm scitna"
scitna by Scitna March 18, 2008
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Shitnado 

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.
Shitnado by virtualmichael July 10, 2010
N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)
“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”
shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitnami 

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.
The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.
shitnami by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

Scituate High School RI 

The cheapest fucking school filled with people who think they're the shit. It's just great when your walking over the little connector when it's raining because you can get a really nice shower and nearly fall to your death from tripping over the buckets used to collect the rain water. Also there are occasional centipedes and other insects. You are either hot or cold in the building there is no in between. Also if the soap runs out in the bathroom there may not be any more in there for a week or more thanks to the janitors doing their job so well. Girls will literally give you the dirtiest looks in the hallways for no reason at all.
Scituate high school ri is a joke
Scituate High School RI by yelhsa17 February 3, 2017

Shitnado 

Its when you make a difference in air pressure by shitting yourself so you make a cyclone with your shit.
Me and the bois made a shitnado lastnight.
Shitnado by Just-A_Nobody December 8, 2019

shitnana-split 

When a turd is so long that it arcs across the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl and has both ends sticking out of the water. When flushed it bends in half.
You may feel free to add wads of toilet paper to simulate the whipped cream on top or next to the "shitnana".
I took a dump this morning and with the toilet paper all around it and stuff, it looked just like a shitnana-split laying there in the bowl.
shitnana-split by Scoot'r April 4, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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