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schmexy, its like sexy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just sexy, or if its a little more special than sexy, like sexy, and they are a nice man/woman too!
damn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
Frances
OH HELL YES
schmexy by d{^_^}b Adam August 31, 2006
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use this word to describe an object as being sexy.
loraine: wow, dave is sexy!!
sue: well, the pink lampshade in the bathroom is schmexy!
schmexy by frankee January 4, 2006
"Schmexy" is a word associated with "sexy" and "smexy", but the added "ch" makes it a level 100 word. Other perks to the term "schmexy" is that the word circumvents many online chat filters, yet people still recognize its basic meaning. The term is used widely in the Southern U.S. states, but can be heard in Northern states. Also, if the word's energy is harnessed correctly, one can shoot a laser beam up to 2 miles that will obliterate anything on contact.
I am schmexy, you are schmexy, we're all schmexy!
Schmexy by Lord MI May 30, 2014
State of being remade sexy after an act of grooming, i.e. haircut, shave, shower, etc.
Adam just got a haircut and is looking schmexy, again.
Sexy size, shape, color and location.
This schmexy small black bruise underneath my finger nail is permanent.
Schmexy by Rndjge September 16, 2019
Schmexyie is a word you used for flattery if you find someone hot you call them Schmexyie itโ€™s a word to flirt with people.
Girl 1- yo have you seen Jake the new kid

Girl 2- yeah heโ€™s so Schmexyie but like his brother too
Schmexyie by Schmexyie July 16, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring โ€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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