One who lives, runs and plays along the (metaphorical) edge of a cliff. The fool simply walks over the edge, the scarpster plays against it. (root: scarp or escarpment)
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Get the scarper mug.Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
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Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
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noun, Slang.
1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
noun, Slang.
1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
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