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the awkward smurf with the afro...sadly, this smurf never made it to the actual show. Samitard the smurf enjoys sitting on stumps in the forrest while devouring roasted peanuts, smoking white-spotted shrooms and biting its nails.
walking through the halls seeing a physically impaired person and saying "SAMITARD"
samitard by destroythesamitards March 14, 2010
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samatarded 

adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did

Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.

similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011

Sametards 

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time
Brosef.. we are sametards
Sametards by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017
Oh i got more subs than u ever will - Smitard

*cries* - kid
Smitard by Rapid Tk March 17, 2019

__Sumitard 

a guy that never misses and is gay lovers with Cifertard
''Have you heard of __Sumitard?''
''oh yeah that one guy that never misses?''
''yeah''
__Sumitard by Boomstick hater27 March 9, 2021

sanitard 

That type of person who tries to pass off their bullshit as any kind of truth.
"Dude, did you see that piece of shit Trump's speech last night... What a sanitard."
love hate vegetables huge prick
sanitard by yourfriendlyclitoris August 16, 2016
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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