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That one guy you see EVERYWHERE. You cross paths several times a month, minimum, but neither of you ever acknowledges the situation beyond fleeting, inadvertent eye contact. Though sameguy's level of personal mystique varies on a case-by-case basis, he's never crush-worthy or even friend-worthy. If he were, you would have spoken to him by now.
It doesn't matter what neighborhood I'm in or what I'm doing there, I ALWAYS see that sameguy with the with the greasy hair and mismatched Converse high-tops.

I slipped and fell on some ice while running for the bus and of course, that sameguy was on the bus and saw the whole thing.

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sameguy by momsmetalplate December 26, 2011
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one that is. one who chooses to be without being known. the one responsible for most everthing.
who's is that? someguy's.
who did that? someguy.
someguy by someguy March 14, 2005

someguyVR 

An amazing YouTuber even without editing, and also he I known for his amazing VR videos and his talent in gaming.
Wow someguyVR is amazing!
someguyVR by 👴🏻 April 23, 2022

someguy827 

Someguy827 or Stevie Cybernetik is a YouTuber originally from Las Vegas, Nevada. He used to be a ranter but as of November 2017 he is a now a Music and Video producer as well as a traveler. He has a band, Toxic For The Masses, and is a badass guitar player. Stevie became best known for his loud and angry rants, especially towards fellow YouTuber Gregory 'Onision' Jackson from 2009/2010 until December 2013. He has backed down from making anti Onision videos ever since. From late 2013 until mid 2014 he was also involved in some drama with Daniel 'Adolf fucking' Sulzbach, better known as MrRepzion. In 2014, Stevie uploaded an over-the-top angry rant accusing The Amazing Atheist TJ Kirk of being the next Onision. This video would be featured on the 26th episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast on May 10th, 2014
A lot o people would compare the someguy827-Onision feud like this: someguy827 is like Batman and Onision is like The Joker
someguy827 by I_EatTacos69 November 5, 2017

SomeGuyOnline 

SomeGuyOnline from sketchersunited.org and discord.com;;
Also known as "funny man" is an unstable entity, known for saying the term "real" and throttling blue jays. It is recorded that he has a penis of atleast the size of jupiter, and anyone unfortunate enough have sex with him are impaled and taken outside the fucking galaxy. Despite that, at the mere mention of his name all individuals in a conversation can't stop saying "funny man"
katamar: SOMEGUYONLINE IS GAY!!!
y/n: TRUE!!! LOL!!!
SomeGuyOnline by k4t4m4r1 August 10, 2021

someguy827 

Someguy827 is a controversial YouTuber. He opened his channel on September 2006 and didn't upload videos with any regularity until around 2009. His uploading started to pick up around January 2010 when he began to rant on and eventually stalk YouTube's favorite fucking villain, Onision. The trend of ranting on Onision went on until early 2012 when he decided to 'move on with his life' because 'Onision wasn't relevant anymore'. Someguy was supposed to just go into obscurity until around August-September 2012 when Onision married an underaged 'woman', which naturally enraged SG827. This began a glorious golden age of video making and where the true stalking began which lasted until August 2013 with the whole #TurtleGate2013, when Onision killed a turtle. This was done to stir up controversy to get SG827 to make videos on Onision again since SG827 decided he once again wanted do something other than rant mindlessly at some idiot online. Beginning with a response to Onision's '9/11 Fail' video in September of 2013, this marked the end of the glorious golden age and at some point in January/February 2014, SG827 like the bastard he is, took down and unlisted and basically hid those amazing videos, depriving his newer subscribers of some truly amazing content and actually moving on with his life. Ever since he's done this, the quality of his content has dropped especially since he's stopped ranting, and he's slowly fading back into obscurity although he's too blind to realize it.
That someguy827 should go back to ranting on onision
Can be used as a noun. Can be used as a verb. Can be used as an adjective. Can be used as an adverb. Can be used as your mama.
Someguy: Who was that?
Someguy 2: I dunno, someguy?

Someguy: Where are you going?
Someguy 2: I dunno, someguy.

Someguy: What are you doing?
Someguy 2: I dunno, someguy.

Someguy.
someguy by Saran May 29, 2003
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