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sam random 

a general random person; someone who's name you would not know; someone who's identity isn't of importance or use to a story you are telling; a hypothetical person like "bob" or "joe"... like a john doe. just a general "random" or "no namer".
if a sam random gave you a beer, it was just someone at the party that you don't even really know and probably don't care to know either
Who gave you that beer?
Response: I don't know, just some sam random.

Yo, I was at the park the other day, and I saw these sam randoms sniffing birth control and I thought to myself "someone's going to be missing some pills=babieeees!"

Who told you bobby had a threesome last weekend? (that's pretty sweet)
Response: Honestly, I wouldn't even remember who... just some sam random.
sam random by sexy farmer April 3, 2007
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Samrandom 

A person that not many people know
Oh yeah, John, he went to my elementary school. You wouldn't know him, he's just some samrandom
Samrandom by SEVENATENINE January 18, 2009

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026