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SAFL
Saturday Afternoon Football League originated in the Ozaukee County of Wisconsin. Consists of two vs two teams. Single point touchdowns. Win by 2. No kick-offs, start with ball on opposite endline.
Sam-"Hey, are you gonna be at SAFL this week?"
Michael-"Ya of course I will be."
Michael-"The Bears suck"
Michael-"Ya of course I will be."
Michael-"The Bears suck"
SAFL by dabearsuck July 2, 2009
Related Words
SAFL • Saflal • Safley • Saflarash • safliest • safling • Safluence • it’s a floater • There’s a fly
SAFL
safley
When a guy has difficulty getting his stream going while others are nearby. Sometimes rolling, sniffing and eating boogers can reduce the tension and allow for a steady stream. When this condition occurs and is overcome the legs may begin to spontaneously girate.
Can also be cause by fear that someone might see your little stack of wrinkles.
Can also be cause by fear that someone might see your little stack of wrinkles.
safley by Woody Duckersmith August 3, 2006
Safley
(n.)A gaggletoothed metal mouth semi-human male known for it's enormous man breasts. (v.) 1. to completely fail in the art of attracting a female 2. to perform an act in a foolish and utterly stupid manner (adj.) used to describe someone who speaks entirely too much about other people's moms
Safley by King Pimp the 2nd July 16, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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