safl 

such a fucking loser
can also be written SAFL

pronounced "safl"
draw out the "a" as needed

-"safl"
-"that guy's a safl"
-"what fucking music is this? it's like he put the ipod on safl"
-"what are some examples of STDs?" "...chlamydia" "...SAFLis"
-".............SAFL"

safl by bravos92 June 1, 2010

SAFL 

Saturday Afternoon Football League originated in the Ozaukee County of Wisconsin. Consists of two vs two teams. Single point touchdowns. Win by 2. No kick-offs, start with ball on opposite endline.

Sam-"Hey, are you gonna be at SAFL this week?"
Michael-"Ya of course I will be."
Michael-"The Bears suck"

SAFL by dabearsuck July 2, 2009

SAFL 

Such a fucking lady or sometimes such a fucking loser

Wow you're SAFL! 😍

SAFL by HtownShar December 30, 2018

safley 

When a guy has difficulty getting his stream going while others are nearby. Sometimes rolling, sniffing and eating boogers can reduce the tension and allow for a steady stream. When this condition occurs and is overcome the legs may begin to spontaneously girate.

Can also be cause by fear that someone might see your little stack of wrinkles.

"Come on you Safley, prime that pump so we can fish"

safley by Woody Duckersmith August 3, 2006

Safley 

(n.)A gaggletoothed metal mouth semi-human male known for it's enormous man breasts. (v.) 1. to completely fail in the art of attracting a female 2. to perform an act in a foolish and utterly stupid manner (adj.) used to describe someone who speaks entirely too much about other people's moms

Don't pull a Safley. Safley's man nip just poked out my left eye.

Safley by King Pimp the 2nd July 16, 2008

safling 

A small creature born from a sassigator (a mythical beast resembling an alligator but much sassier) that has not yet reached its mature state.

Wowza! Take a look at that safling!

safling by L4ur3l December 26, 2017

Saflarash 

A type of labored walk.

I saw a man made of shapes saflarash down the street.

Saflarash by Squilliun August 1, 2018