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sack of dreams 

Sack of dreams is the term for a relationship that is, simply, doomed to failure. This is often because the relationship is not serious, or just because the people are too young.
This might be the first girlfriend/boyfriend you had, as you likely were not ready (or legally able) to get quite so serious yet.
This term is particularly effective in the labeling of teens and their short-lived relationships. Make sure to tell your friends, but the Spanish is always better!
It's like a code:
Sacko de suenos de (Person X) y (Person Y).
It's pretty hard to understand unless they speak Spanish, and still, the phrase is obscure.
If you think that sack of dreams is random, it is completely up to you to choose how to diversify it and make it fit the needs of the relationship you are mocking. For example, making a dream-catcher and randomly handing it to Person X/Y, or decorating sacks with hearts and throwing them on the floor behind Person X and Person Y walking near each other or together.
Have fun with this!
Sacko de suenos definition by example:
Person X and Person Y are walking together.
You: "Sacko de suenos!" (sack of dreams)
Person X: "Huh?"
You: "Oh, it's nothing."
Devious chuckle...
(Please only do this with understanding Persons X and Y, or you might get rumors spread about you or simply be named Juan until next year).
Sacko de suenos has been used, as you are referencing the relationship between Person X and Person Y.
sack of dreams by 42Chamber42 April 4, 2017
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007