sabareen

A big fat brown baby I just got married to and don't ask if she actually said yes!

Me:sabreen,will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me?
Sabareen:......
me:she said I do!
Guy:no she didnt.
Me:oh shush it u were sitting far away.
Guy:I was right there.never mind no one believes me.
Me:um bye
Another guy:you may kiss the bride
Me and bride:smooc smooch smooching smooch smooch mmmmmuah
Her:why did you poop on my dress?!
Me:umm ima see you at home bye!

by Kingmasterswagidk March 1, 2018