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I am Tim Seely the creator of the S Scale

The S Scale is a scale i personally use for rating females on what i call "the pie"
The pie has 3 "slices" the first is LOOK, because guys no matter what you still want a hot girlfriend and never say that its personality because you don't even care about their personally if they're really ugly, PERSONALITY is the second slice and this is second most important for obvious reasons. the third is SMELL which may seem farfetched but yes it makes sense it is really more of a what they look like they smell unless you can actually get a whiff…
Each of the three slices are something from a
1-10 scale like if a saw a really hot girl tried to talk to her and she acted like a bitch then i would put her at a 8, 3, 7 but those numbers can influence a total amount that isn't really a total of the three just the last part is the three and your gut feeling too.

5 - 0: Look away. Quickly. This person is probably 500+ pounds overweight, has OCD and other dysfunctions, and is against showers.
0 - 5: Don't talk to her
5 - 10: You can talk to her, but only for a few seconds, i.e. "can you move over a little, I need to sit here"
10 - 15: You can talk to her a little more, i.e. "hey pass me that pencil
15 - 20: You can be friends
20 - 25: You can be hugging friends
25 - 30: You can flirt with her, but not date her.
30+: You can date her
NOTE: bi-chicks that think your hot get 50 points automatically
"wow man that girl is a full pie, geez she looks like an 8,7,9 wow!!!"

or

"someone ate her pie, that fat bitch gets 2s across the board"
s scale by Tim Seely April 23, 2004
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similar to above with good examples tho
"Christ, she fills up the S Scale"

"don't look now but there's a 0 S Scale coming our way"
s Scale by Tim Seely December 19, 2004

Smith's Scale 

Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.

The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.

The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.

In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.

Friend: Why are you using two different scales?

Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
Smith's Scale by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018

Ruben's scale 

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.
He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.
Ruben's scale by llame December 4, 2016

JR's Scale 

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.
JR's Scale by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022

Victor's scale

A scale of rating girls from 1-10. However, no girl (regardless of how hot) can ever reach a 10; also, black chicks get a disadvantage and can never reach 5
PersonA: "Hey, what do you think of megan fox?"

PersonB: "On Victor's scale... she's a 7"

PersonA: "How about beyonce?"

PersonB: "...3"

Vlada's scale 

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'
Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
Vlada's scale by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018
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