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it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.
I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.
by renaldo October 17, 2006
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