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A 5'5, 135 pound man who drinks copious amounts of PBR and Jim Beam and farts, and when you think he doesn't have anymore left in him, he chugs a bottle of Tabasco and shits everywhere. His balls are so enormous, it makes his penis look juvenile and he can suck his sack up into his anus when scared and nervous.
"Oh man, there's Russell Lester again, oh wait..where are his balls"

" He's sneaky, they're up his anus"
by ShayW June 26, 2014
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