Cheap television programmes, especially popular on British tv on Sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation's heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. Mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.
Townie One: Oh shit, I've got to drive to Reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.
Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.
Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.
by Wazzup Yokel December 12, 2010