rug ride 

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

rug ride by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

rug rider 

derogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern/East Indian descent.

"The downtown cabbies all seem to be rug riders these days."

rug rider by polo November 6, 2003

rug rider 

Derogatory term for a lesbian. See also rug muncherand carpet muncher.

Rosie O'Donnell is a loudmouthed, lipless, whiney rug rider.

rug rider by Dan Wang November 8, 2003