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roman soldier helmet 

The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.
When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
roman soldier helmet by yambag021 January 15, 2008

roman soldier helmet 

the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.
The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.
roman soldier helmet by bannan December 20, 2003

Roman Soldier Helmet 

A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.
When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".
Roman Soldier Helmet by Sebas1266 January 21, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026