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roger me 

The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.
Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!

Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!

Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.
roger me by Scotty1666 May 30, 2006
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Roger me rigid round a barn pole! 

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

Roger Me Guffin 

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
Roger Me Guffin by humps69 May 22, 2009

Roger Meddows Taylor 

Roger Meddows Taylor is the drummer, and one of the founding members of Queen. Prior to Queen, he was the drummer for Smile. He also has solo projects and the band The Cross. Born 26 July 1949, in Cornwall. Roger plays multiple instruments and collects guitars. Meddows is a family name. Has one sister, Claire. Has five children between Dominique Beyrand and Debbie Leng. Married Dominique in order to protect his kids, then one month later moved in with girlfriend Debbie.

Roger has a degree in Biology. Ran a stall at Kensington Market with then roommate Freddie Mercury. Freddie was Roger’s best friend throughout his life. When the theatrical We Will Rock You was active, Roger hired a crane to steal the huge Freddie statue from the marquee and it now stands in his back yard

Roger is the best drummer in the rock world. IMO the best ever. He has not had any lessons, Ginger Baker was one of Roger’s biggest influences.

Roger has written as several of the band greatest hits such s as Radio Ga Ga (which is where Lady Gaga got her name). Is known to have a very high vocal register. The high high notes you hear on Queen songs (pick one) are all Roger. While many claim his high notes are falsetto, they are not, they are part of his normal vocal range - when he was little sang for a boys choir. Freddie Mercury called Roger’s voice a “dog whistle”.

Roger has one of the largest groupie fan bases of anyone. He is very good looking - known for his mop of blonde hair and blue eyes.
have you seen Roger Meddows Taylor play?

Roger Meshitta 

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none

JJ Roger Method

When you are having intercourse with a woman and before ejaculatinginside of her, you pull out and cum into a black sock. Then she proceeds to put on the sock before pulling it off and gives you a footjob.
Guy 1: Yoooo i got a crazy woman last night, she did a JJ Roger method

Guy 2: Omg i didn’t think those women existed

Guy 1: Yesss it was a very good method!
JJ Roger Method by Hotsalmo12 April 12, 2026

Rogers Memorial Hospital 

Great for a 6 month long stay. Provides small beds, no closet space, terrible water pressure, room locks included, 1/2 bath, and 13 other roommates. People come from miles to enjoy many actives such as CBT, Mall Publix, and experimental therapy actives that will make you want to code yellow. So come on down, to CAC North (cause West low key sucks) and enjoy your stay.
Person 1 : hey have you ever been to summer camp?
Person 2 : well...have you heard of Rogers Memorial Hospital, located in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin?
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