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rodeo head 

1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.

2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event

3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
rodeo head by CrackerJackings December 11, 2007
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rodeo head 

the act of giving a blow job while riding on a horse
"We were riding to the honkytonk and she hopped on my horse and gave me some rodeo head, we had to take the back roads so no one would see, haha"

"Me and my bf were out on a ride and I wanted to mix it up a little so we got on the same horse and I gave him some boot-curling rodeo head"
rodeo head by krinklesismycat August 13, 2021

rode head 

when ur driveing and your bitch goes down on u and orally pleases u till u bust in her mouth and almost wreck ur car.
hey if i give u a ride home u owe me rode head.
rode head by tim May 19, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008