rock mustache 

A cult symbol for coolness and the ability to chill at the highest level. This sign is made by putting your right hand in the rock position and bringing your index finger to where a mustache would be then proceeding to tap your chin with your small finger numerous times. When both hands are used next to eachother it is called "Too much rock for one mustache". When the small finger of the right hand is touching the index finger of the left hand then the symbol is called " Too much mustache for one rock"

Both of which are things you actually have to say or prepare to be destroyed by mighty zoltron.

(Double Rock Mustache) "Too much rock for one Mustache!!!"

rock mustache by Angrycrow July 28, 2008

Mustache Rock 

Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.

Hey man, Did you see that band last week? They were real mustache rockers.

Mustache Rock by SoJokes December 28, 2010

moustache rock

Rock 'n Roll music that can be found on a cassette tape in any Camero or Firebird. Bands include (but are not limited to): Billy Squier, AC/DC, Journey, Boston, etc.

I was making a mix tape of some of my favorite classic rock tracks from the late 70s and early 80s. When I got to the moustache rock songs my upper lip started to itch. When I looked in the mirror, I had magically grown a mullet and moustache, and was holding the keys to an '82 Trans Am.

moustache rock by moustacherocker October 9, 2010