Road Shit

Being inebriated to a point at which one would voluntarily defecate in the street

"Bro you gonna get road shit tonight?"

by Patty2020202020202020202020 May 05, 2017

Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

by shits mchighway November 06, 2013