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road load

Roadside fecal blowout; the need to blow out your ass on the road, to take an unexpected fast shit while driving.
"Oh my God, pull over, I got a road load comin' on!"
by Coco Loco September 11, 2006
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When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.
Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers
by Ichi_Oni January 29, 2010
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That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.
by Ju-Li November 22, 2021
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An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.
by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015
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Bust a load and hit the road

A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.
Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that
by PresOfDaFriends March 17, 2011
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load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
by Killer9080 December 29, 2013
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Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road
by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019
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