river hippie 

An individual with proclivities to hippie like ideas and behavior, yet works for a commercial rafting operation while not enrolled in private secondary education institutions. Wardrobe typically is composed of a tangled outfit of Patagonia, Kavu, and Chaco's products. Showering rates, annoyingly vague recommendations for lifestyle changes to non-hippies, and rates of references to cannabis usage are similar to other sub-genres of hippie.

I thought the river hippie shit himself while guiding our raft, but it was only his garments and body being 'natural'.

river hippie by antongac July 21, 2010

raver hippie

A neo-hippie technophile that is obsessed with psychedelics. You can typically find these people sitting on the couches at the back of a rave club trying to talk about politics, life and philosophy... they will usually either yell at the top of their lungs, sit on top of each other, or just stair at each other trying to communicate telepathically.

Those raver hippies in the back always have acid and ketamine!

raver hippie by Trypt/Phenethyl -Amine October 4, 2008