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uwu gawk gawk reverse twister 6000 

during the action of an gamer girl putting your dick in her mouth, and she takes your cock in one hand and starts sucking you reversed with the gawk gawk sound for 6000 times, the most easy way to get this is to have an 180cc zip
i just got the best blowjob ever, the uwu gawk gawk reverse twister 6000, it was mind blowing like my zip blows Through the streets

Reverse Booty Twist 

A difficult defensive maneuver executed by the “bottom” participant during anal sex in which said individual backs up on the dick in their ass and performs a 360° degree corkscrew turn that forcefully ejects the penis from the anus.
I was hitting her hard from the back but I guess she had somewhere to be cause she hit me with that reverse booty twist and sent me back on my ass while she rushed outta the room.

super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist

when your partner shoves a v8 engine down your ass after they pegged you and you make a donkey sound and then you roll over the floor and twist your spine and then ascend into a higher dimension
John: I just did a super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist with your grandma
Max: yo wtf bro

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist 

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist 

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.