retrowish

(WHRET-row-wish) n. the condition which can arrise if you fail to forward a chain email

Sue: "OMG. The instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that I had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."

retrowish by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

retrofish 

a guy that enjoys skyrim and is easily swayed into doing things you tell him to for no price

retrofish just changed everyone's roles in discorded cause i said to

retrofish by lol xd you are so silly September 28, 2019

retrobush 

Pubic hair (male or female) that is deliberately or indeliberately grown out, that has qualities defining the pube fashions of past history.

Holy Shit! That must be the fattest 70's retrobush I have ever seen. It must have taken ages to grow...

see also: retroboner

retrobush by zooeystar June 4, 2009

Retrois 

The elegant and classy way to identify someone as a retard.

Guy: Dude, you're retarded!
Girl: Don't say that word!
Guy: Sorry, what I meant to say is, dude, you're a retrois!

Retrois by TheRealChickenFucker June 5, 2018

retroist

A person who decides to shell off current technology, and live in the past. They do things like replacing DV cameras with super8 cameras,tossing out overly "advanced" video games, replacing them with atari 2600's, as well as tossing out CDs, and replacing them with good 'ole records. They aslo change they're clothing wearing 80's trends, and doing things like growing mullets.

I'm a retroist!

retroist by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

retrovision

Synonym for hindsight 20/20

Looking back at decisions made in the past with the benefit of a more experienced perspective.

Retrovision is most often experienced in the wake of a “YOLO” decision.

“In retrovision I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to eat split pea soup the day before my surgery. It gives me horrible gas.”

retrovision by Jake the Sun God February 8, 2019

retrotisserie 

During a time of austerity and scarcity, the fond recalling of foods you once loved.

Having eaten meagerly for weeks, he tried to conjure the smell of retrotisserie, shared meals from the recent past, now a comforting and beautiful dream.

retrotisserie by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020