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religiotard

A religious person, usually a fundamentalist, whose retreat into a fantasy world of religious delusion causes them to exhibit behavior which may be interpreted as profound mental retardation.
Q: Why is that glassy-eyed person looking up to the sky with outstretched arms and babbling incoherently?

A: Because he's a religiotard.
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Religiotard

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.
( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religiotards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
Religiotard by andysnare February 17, 2009

Religiotard

<noun> Def. - someone whose stupidity is so encompassingly immense that it can only be expressed on the QUANTUM scale rather than the physical, and the quantity of which has religion (in any form) as its primary means of expression.

Not to be confused with moron, retard, imbecile or cretin, since the quantity of stupidity involved for the religiotard is mathematically greater exponentially {stupid X n n= infinity} and can potentially permeate a large part of the physical universe, rather than only the brains of those nearby.
So you are saying that the universe is ruled by a mysterious invisible sky-being for which we have no proof whatsoever? Are you sure you want to state that you believe that? that breaks all records for stupidity - religiotard alert everybody!!!
Religiotard by Faith Baiter January 6, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026