The Ronalds

Gas, nausea, and softening of the stool caused by consumption of Mcdonald's food.

I should not have gone to Micky D's last night- I got a total case of the Ronalds.

After eating a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and three chicken sandwiches, Jed spent four hours on the can with the Ronalds.

by billthakat February 26, 2010

Renaldo

Renaldo is a brave genourous caring and handsome man who gets all the girls. Renaldos care about people and aren't afraid of nothing except God

Your such a Renaldo. I love Renaldo

by Rex125 October 1, 2018

Renaldo

The person you spend your whole life looking for. A handsome guy with a body that blows your breath away. He is an outgoing and bold person, but also the kindest guy you'll know. Girls drool over him. He is in love with one special girl that he would do anything for. If you get your hands on a Renaldo, don't ever let him go.

Person one: My heart keeps getting broken by jerks. Why cant i just find a guy that is good looking and treats me right?
Person two: You are looking for a Renaldo. He is the one.

by Murphy Mosquito November 11, 2019

Ryan Renolds

Hottest man in existence, He turned me gay and turns me on. I would sell my soul to get a single hair from his armpits. He is the love of my life and I want him to beat me.

I would kill myself for Ryan Renolds.

by Steepleton April 28, 2022

Renaldas

he is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.

Renaldas is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.

by Renaldas November 29, 2020

ryan renolds

The hottest man ever found in the observable universe, an actor who plays a peak character, ryan renolds is literally hot giga chad.

p1"dude have you seen ryan renolds? hes sooo hot", p2:"bro were men", p1:"who cares id still smash", p2:"W"

by i sharted😭 March 3, 2022

Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.

Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."

by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008