p1: This fucking vista is absolutely redazzical, broh.
broh: aye
p2: Oh my glob babes, your necklace is extra redazzical
babes:✨ thx <3✨
cop: sir you must aim your headlights a bit lower because they are a smidge too redazzical. I have a screwdriver and can help you with this process; or, if you're in a rush, I can issue a fix-it ticket
sir: bet. I can pop the hood
*adjusts headlights*
cop: thank you for your cooperation, my job is to serve the people, and it can be hazardous for nighttime drivers to be dazzled so jaggedly
sir: understandable, have a great day.
broh: aye
p2: Oh my glob babes, your necklace is extra redazzical
babes:✨ thx <3✨
cop: sir you must aim your headlights a bit lower because they are a smidge too redazzical. I have a screwdriver and can help you with this process; or, if you're in a rush, I can issue a fix-it ticket
sir: bet. I can pop the hood
*adjusts headlights*
cop: thank you for your cooperation, my job is to serve the people, and it can be hazardous for nighttime drivers to be dazzled so jaggedly
sir: understandable, have a great day.
by instancer.kirik January 10, 2023