A animal usually a cat who is mostly playful and just wants to have a good time but if you get on his nerves he will scratch you in to tiny little peices.
Raymound is the most handsomest man you will ever meet. He is known for his sweetness and humor. He will make you laugh so hard you will owe your pants. All of the girls want him but he chooses the one girl who makes him be the person he is today. Raymound can be fun most of the time, but when something is wrong he will do whatever it takes to make it right. His name is pronounced Raymond but the way it is spelled makes that man unique as can be. That is why I am writing the definition.
Girl says: Hey do you know Raymound?
THE girl: yeah he’s my boyfriend.
A few years later THE girl and Raymound are married.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.