raydo 

Raydo is a certified American badass. This man wakes up in the morning and pisses red white and blue, then shits the letters USA. You’ll never meet more of a redneck in your life. Everything he owns is held together by zip ties and Budweiser cans. He’s a bit of an asshole but what do you expect? No one knows where his name came from and he’s only owned one chevy in his life. He drives a beat red mustang and has a mullet that screams American. Most people only dream of being as badass as this man

“Is that Raydo?”

“Yeah that’s him in that gay mustang”

raydo by Hky June 2, 2020

Random Follower 

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

Random Follower by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Random Chimp Event 

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.

Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.

Random Chimp Event by AXKZ October 30, 2020

random crit 

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.

*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious

random crit by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014

random.php 

The Web page name for the random button on Urban Dictionary.

Person: *taps random button* Oh I got sent to random.php

random.php by Jade The Agoti December 20, 2020

randoji 

A completely random meaningless emoji used in a text message on purpose. Random + Emoji = Randoji.

Texter #1: What are you up to tonight?

Texter #2: (Insert randoji)

Texter #1 : I'm confused.

Texter #2: Perfect.

randoji by JS85 November 23, 2015

Awkward Random 

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.

"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

Awkward Random by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020