rautio

n. the ability to create, or the act of creating, success in an otherwise hopeless situation where all others fail.

"last weekend when Charlie left the bride standing at the altar the crowd was about to leave when Matt stood up from the pew, lifted her veil and gave the bride a preemptive kiss in front of everybody. He said 'shall we continue?' (I don't think she even knew Matt) and they got married right there. The reception was a blast and the I think the parents of the bride are happier then they were before... He totally pulled a 'rautio'..."

rautio by chakra1 February 3, 2010

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

ratio 

When a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to

ice cold ratio g 🥶

ratio by utd239 September 11, 2020

RPI Ratio 

as of 2008
guys:girls ratio = 3:1
as of 2008
guys at or above dating standard (30%)
girls at or above dating standard (50%)
girls at or above dating standard (with RPI adjusted scale)(70%)
adjusted ratio (w guys/girls above dating standard as in people who actually take time in their day to take care of themselves and arent complete nerds)
~3:2

consider a typical RPI ratio:there are 18 guys and 6 girls that attend RPI in a room. of the 18 males, only around 6 will actually be good looking and personable enough interact with a mate succesfully. of the women, normally only half of them would be attractive and personable enough, but because of the laws of supply and demand as well as sociological theory, the low numbers and demand for dates with women have caused some of them, not previously dateable, to become dateable and thus 4 or 5 of them will be possible to date.

RPI Ratio by M Heat June 16, 2008

Tit to Arm Ratio

Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.

Panjeet: Isn’t Hannah‘s body the hottest?
Adinew: Yeah, she has the best tit to arm ratio

Tit to Arm Ratio by Mr. Dick Shinary August 4, 2022

skinny ratio

When the number of people you follow is way less than the amount of people that follow you.

Example of a Skinny Ratio: 410 following; 10.6k followers

skinny ratio by its.raech October 25, 2020