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a tattoo got by a dirty rat
yo, what's up -says the rat-, i got another tattoo
-rattoo- everyone doesn't say, then eventually sadly mumbles to themselves
where'd everyone go?

look you moron, you're a dirty rat, go fuck yourself and your rattoos
:(, no way, i'm awesome
yeah, go do some more free drugs with your cop friends
rattoo by evilvileloser July 31, 2012
Words you can keep
When you pour a can of liquid bologna on someone's head.
"Dude I just got rattopped by some old fat guy in a dark alley!"
rattop by Créme December 9, 2013
Related Words
when the ratio of girls to guys exceeds 5:1 the room is considered as ratto.
hey man there's a stupid amount of girls!, its completely ratto in here !!
Ratto by Big-Bird-23 December 27, 2012
1. Basically the word rat (snitch) and goof combined .The word goof in “ratgoof” is not necessarily referring to the prison term goof but rather an inferior being that’s a waste of skin.
2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.
1. Guy 1: Dude guess what. My buddy told me that he wanted to sneak into the school and have a party and he even had the plans that he showed me. I then told our principal for $100. That’s right. I sold the guy for $100 and that will go for my sled gas money or something.

Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!

2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.

Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!
Ratgoof by Nosnitch July 30, 2015

ratitootietoot 

a word that you use when something makes you laugh so hard that you can’t describe it any other way.
Guess what?”
“What?”
“Chicken butt!!!”
HAHAHAHAHA RATITOOTIETOOT”
ratitootietoot by anamendes June 18, 2018
Its the ratio of amount of rats living in your walls.

-- = ∞ rattio
1
Omg the rattio in my house is too big, i have to lower the amount of rats to lower the rattio!
rattio by 🍌Banana Cate🐈 February 4, 2022

Ratbooked 

To respond to a large number of posts by another person or group on facebook, usually in an argumentative manner. After which the other party delete's all their posts leaving only your posts making it look like your having a conversation or fight with yourself.

Derived from the original facebook victim who was John "RAT" Rathsam.
Charlie ratbooked me by deleting all his replies to my comments on facebook.
Ratbooked by Chuck B223 January 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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