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a qwertan is a person so bored they type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or in a different way like 1234567890 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz a ultra qwertan is adding letters and nubers together like 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p or1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm etc
you are such a qwertan sitting on your computer saying nothing typing letter and words that take you to nowhere
qwertan by masdfghtrryjtu6ry May 30, 2018
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qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm 

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.
Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!

qwertasdfzxc 

When you decide the right side of the keyboard is not worthy of your time.
I hate the right side of my keyboard so I'll only press qwertasdfzxc
qwertasdfzxc by Fireblaster3147 March 16, 2019

Qwerting 

Adding random letters, numbers an symbols in a phrase or text, posted on a Forum.
jack: Omg, his car is awesome lolsd\!!!!1!!!1!!!!1111!!!wrktftftftzzz.

Jill: Stop Qwerting !
Qwerting by loadrunner December 22, 2008

Qwertian Slip 

Similar to Freudian Typo, a qwertian slip is a simple slip of typing or texting that completely changes the meaning of what is said. Most times it occurs when one letter is meant to be typed while the key right next to it is pressed instead.

Comes from the phrases Freudian Slip which is the slip of the tongue and qwerty which is the standard format of computer and phone keyboards.
Wow they didn't even open my vag, they just squished it a little.

Er, I meant bag. Qwertian slip I swear!
Qwertian Slip by ZealousKitten November 10, 2010

Qwertyanel

A panel ticks every possible box. This has generally been used as a disparaging term for panels at meetings and discussion groups. However, if you want to include all points of view such as two-spirit you must get as many acronyms as possible on your panel. Far from disparaging- your meeting should include diverse points of view and represent the galaxy of viewpoints that are now in existence.
Finally we can embrace all the viewpoints that can be represented on a standard keyboard. As I type this- witness the power of the qwertyanel.
Qwertyanel by qwertyanalist March 2, 2023

qwertasdfgzxcvb

You've heard this a thousand times, you are bored. Definition: first 5 letters in each row
qwertasdfgzxcvb is boredom, next step: qwertyasdfghzxcvbn
qwertasdfgzxcvb by XabiPellitero February 4, 2022
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murderhobo 

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