A sexy latino blackout, usually blessed extremely large testicles that can have the capacity to destroy anything in their path. A Quijada typically loves getting extremely wasted and leading on girls with his suave personality, but usually ends up ditching them in an attempt to obtain tacos.
That guy is such a Quijada, he ditched me for tacos last night and then tonight bruised the living shit out of my vag with his massive kettle-bell style testicles.
by cmilf666 April 28, 2017