quake and bake

Toking up after being awaken by an earthquake. Made popular by internet show host Tom Leykis.

*earthquake/aftershock that wakes Bill up*
Bill: The hell was that...
*bong rip! quake and bake!*

by Soukin August 14, 2012

Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013