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qazswedxcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp 

Out smarting the urban dictionary due to extreme boredom or the lack the hapiness to even complete the simplest of tasks like arousing yourself, cutting the grass, cleaning the dishes....

You spell this SIMPLY starting at Q and type downwards to Z and then up to W and so on and son on until you finish up with the spectacular phrase of qazswedxcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp...
If you ask someone to e.g go out for pint, and the they say no: it would be a good time to say qazswedxcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp .......... A very common phrase used in Wales.
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qazswedxcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp 

This is what you type in the search bar when you're craving for something to do. You're so bored that you just go in a sort of zig-zag pattern. How sad. If only someone would help you escape from this prison of boredom...
-Your Best Friend.
You: I wonder what would happen if I typed qazswedxcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp into my keyboard.....

qazxswedcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp 

A phrase that a human being types when they are going through deadly levels of boredom.
Person 1: yo dude I just typed in qazxswedcfrtgvbhyujnmkiolp today
Person 2: dude fucking go outside

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026