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pyropiracy

The act of taking something on fire, like a cigarette, and sharing this fire with others by placing the lit end on the outer unlit end of your friend's cigarette. This infringes on the person who gave you a license to burn your cigarette. The idea is that the fire is the intellectual property of whoever gave it to you, and you're only allowed one copy.
Pyropiracy is very harmful to the match and lighter industry by infringing their reserved rights.

Bill Gates:How did you light that cigarette without a lighter?
Warezman:Pyropyracy.
FBI:I charge you with pyropiracy. Pay me $250,000!
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prospiracy 

(pro-SPEAR-uh-see) A secret plan by a group of people to do something good for another person or group of people. The opposite of a conspiracy.
John's friends formed a prospiracy to throw a surprise party for him.
prospiracy by Marc412 September 25, 2016
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prospiracy 

(ADJ) pro-spear- acy : the sneaking suspicion that someone is trying to help you.
Found ten dollars in my pocket today, I think there is kind of prospiracy going on here.
prospiracy by Mastermind1977 April 26, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026