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pussytyping 

The act where one takes incredibly long to respond via MSN or Facebook and then comes up with a ridiculously simple and short message. All you see throughout the conversation is '... is typing a message'.

the term springs from the word 'pussyfooting'
Jack got instant wood when Jane said hi to him on Facebook. He was about to tell her he seriously wanted to face fuck her, but instead he backspaced it all and just sent a smiley.

In reality Jane would have been up to get her face fucked, but Jack blew his chance by pussytyping.
pussytyping by minase8888 December 12, 2010
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Pussyting 

A word orginally created in a small town called crediton.

Its derogatory use is against pussies, meaning a form of life lower than a pussy.

It was created back in the 90's when a young boy was born with an idea, an idea to create an insult which is harmful but elegant and which rolls off the tongue.

This word was first used in 2010 and its use is increasing every day.
man 1: hey man you coming out tonight?

man 2: nah man i have to do school work.

man 1: yous a Pussyting.

man 2: :(

stoner 1: lets get 2's on your spliff!

stoner 2: naaahhhhh maaaannnn.

stoner 1: WHAT?! you is a PUSSYTING!

stoner 2: no, yous a pussyting.

stoner 1: pussyting.

stoner 2: fair play.
Pussyting by crediton massive February 25, 2011
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