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porlorn  

A wistful sense of longing and desire to watch people having sex.
Feeling porlorn , Jimbo decided to revisit his copy of Splendor in the Ass and spend the rest of the afternoon in bed.
porlorn by mephjeff January 5, 2009
Related Words
puorl • porl • poorly • PURL • Poorlak • poorland • porld • purler • Purley blood • Purli
Is an Umbrella word for Ill. It could mean any illness. Used in England and maybe other uk countries.
*Ben and Tom at school*

Ben: Where's Matthew?
Tom: He's off poorly
Poorly by Clive Warren March 5, 2009
British (informal) someone/something that is physically appealing/ aesthetically pleasing.
Oh shit look at that purli ting, let’s pull him
Purli by Km4161 June 2, 2018

Purlovia Maxima 

Purlovia Maxima is a creature that appears in Ark: Survival Evolved that lives in the redwoods, it can dig underground and hide there until a creature or player comes to close and the Purlovia will leap out causing you to get stunned for 5 seconds and in that five seconds your probably gonna die, and when you tame it you can use it as a trap for your base in PVP and if you have another one you can hide your items in it's inventory, and if you’re a part of a tribe that has a few Purlovia hiding underground only you and your tribe can see the mound of dirt and anyone outside the tribe can't see it.
Player 1: okay were gonna raid this base right there but be careful that they might have some Purlovia Maxima so watch out!.

striving to do poorly 

A dysfunctional operating principle that degrades thinking, distorts reality and is responsible for initiating a self-destruction sequence for many influential, technology-based companies where profit is commonly valued over moral welfare and data aggregation proceeds at the expense of social responsibility.
The Facebook just sold all of my personal data to Instagram and they turned around and dumped it on Reddit! I trusted ALL those bastards and they're striving to do poorly...next up, WikiLeaks
striving to do poorly by YAWA December 7, 2018
to roll a blunt or joint perfectly!! No holes, sticks, seeds, or sloppy tips. Started in Norcross Gwinnett ha
*takes pull, coughs* ... Damn bruh, u purled the blunt, shit smoking like a muffler!!
Purl by SavvyBono May 9, 2015
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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