pulled a Cohen

When one makes a ton of life changing decisions in a very short period of time, with thorough analysis and little apprehension, remorse, and zero fucks being given. An amazing feat of daring, coordination and logistics!

Jeb pulled a cohen last week by selling his house, car, boat, cat, dog, and favorite smoking jacket, I can't believe he is moving to bora bora to save the ancient striped carp of the southern pacific.

pulled a Cohen by PouchCoach4Ever April 1, 2017

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Pulled a Cheney

The accidental gun violence directed to those closest to the individual. Usually due to ignorance, wrong assumptions, and arrogance. E.g.,fire arm instructors, drunken neighbors, and former V.P.s

A Texas church social was marred last Sunday when a concealed handgun wiped out the building fund committee when joe bob pulled a Cheney.

Pulled a Cheney by Zen guru August 20, 2013

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Pulled a Chen

Get someone pregnant and then marry just to leav for the military

oh he pulled a Chen

Pulled a Chen by hotdogwasser November 29, 2020

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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