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Not so pure, but simple: masterbated penis
Timmy: β€œMommy? Why is Daddy always so tired after he looks at his pretty lady magazines in the bathroom?”
Mommy: β€œHe has a pulled muscle Dear.”
by Chili2 March 10, 2019
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Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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