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A dick fart. Like a quief, but a dick fart. A puif happens when a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and the penial lips open, suck up the vagianl gas, and then closes. It soon later opens as a puif ( penial fart )

Wow dude, that guy just puifed after having sex, with that hot blond.

puif by blastboy2006 October 17, 2008

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puiffes

Puiffes (plural of puif) when the eye of a cock opens during sex to suck up a quief and then ejects the compressed air in tiny spurts making multiple puiffes instead of one singular puif

“I was having sex last night and my dick couldn’t stop farting”
“Oh you mean you puifed”
“Yeah but multiple times”
“Oh so you had multiple puiffes”

puiffes by Notorious puif April 2, 2020

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Puifai

A soft, and lovely girl full of good spirits all around her.

1: She’s so wonderful.
2: I know right? She’s a Puifai.

Puifai by Linlove November 22, 2021

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Puifai

She is a Asian girl and kinda cute tho,she had a long black hair and tall.and you can ask a homework from her too!!!

A:do you the have a math homework?-?
B:Nope I didn’t done it yet but you can ask Puifai,she will have for sure.👍🏻

Puifai by Kinda weird girl November 22, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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